Gempak gile keje kau ni!

*Amaran! post ini mempunyai unsur-unsur 18SX dan mengarut yang tidak keterlaluan. Tak sesuai untuk kanak-kanak dan orang dewasa yang x paham apa itu prostitute!


The first time I read this was back in Saudi. With all the pile of shit that I have there, it could'nt be more relieving than to laugh & realize how true it is.

It is more than a year ago

It's been a while...I forget about it!. But when you are away in offshore, getting sunburn,missing your emak birthday, sleeping 1 hour per day & realizing that your wife is going to give birth to your first child at any moment without you being there.

I can't help but to remember it all over again...

Credit to Arel as I crop this from his old blog.

Working in the Oil Industry
1. We work in weird shifts … Like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy … Like prostitutes.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny...Like Prostitutes.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams … Like prostitutes.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you … Like prostitutes.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed … Like prostitutes.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell… Like prostitutes.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you … Like prostitutes.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it… Like prostitutes.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say:
I’M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS SHIT"….. Like prostitutes.

The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year’s Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!
Like I always say, "I’m just an Industrial Prostitute".
If you know someone in the oil industries please share this email with them so they don’t feel bad anymore…. Like prostitutes!!!

Gempak gile keje kau....macam yang kawan-kawan selalu cakap. Gempak...Like a prostitutes!

I bet even prostitute is better looking during their work hours...

Hehe...now I can laugh again..

It is truly unbelieveable on the path that we chose in life.

I'll be back!